Totally swiped from Sherry(ohgreatshe'sback), who got it elsewheres, it's ten things you will never hear me say!

10. I think I'll stay offline today and not even turn on the computer.
9. Here, let ME do those dishes.
8. Nah, I'll pass on those potato chips.
7. Go ahead kids, eat as much candy as you like!
6. You kids can stay up as long as you want, too!
5. Why not play on the computer all day Addison?
4. Buy me that Shakira/Celine/Enrique CD!
3. No honey, I don't mind if you work overtime.
2. That lentil loaf sure was good Mom, I think I''ll have seconds.
1. Sure Mom, buy the kids *anything* they want! I don't mind!